yo, it's cate.

Here are 10 reasons why long distance relationships would be a bad thing for you:

10. Your credo is “out of sight, out of mind”, and you are a very unromantic person.

9. Your second credo is “wait and see” rather than “plan and act”, and you are a very lazy person.

8. You don’t even trust your own mother. Everybody is a potential threat.

7. You are only interested in short-termed amorous adventures. Your longest relationship lasted for 3 days only.

6. You keep your feelings and thoughts to yourself, your shrink doesn’t even know your name.

5. You are a couch-potato, leaving your apartment makes you freak out ’cause it’s a real world out there.

4. You hate to be on the phone, because you work 12 hours a day in a call-center, where you have to sell insurances to lonely housewives.

3. You call your boy/girlfriend in the middle of the night, just to check if he/she’s at home, then come by, checking if his/her lights are on.

2. You are a computer noob. You think that the yahoo messenger is a lottery cash notifier.

And the Number One Reason for not being suitable for long distance relationships is:

1. You are that pessimistic, that you look for the coffin when you see flowers.