February 2009
7 posts
9pm
It’s Saturday night, and I refuse to socialize with the same people who have the same routine who make the same mistakes that truly make them horrid. Call me petty, but there has to be more to this life.
I isolate myself in times of complete desperation, but for once, I wouldn’t mind a friend to enjoy silence with. I wouldn’t mind the company at all.
I despise liars yet I...
The true story of Valentine's Day.
A beautiful princess named Cate Kate was spurned by the male she had chosen to court. Anguished, she cut out her own heart and sent it, still beating to him, as a testimony of her undying love.
Lame story, lame holiday, lame post.
My mom wants me to apologize.
Apparently, my last post wasn’t lady-like. Little does she know that 99.9% of things I do ain’t lady-like.
Just kidding, mom.
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