July 2008
8 posts
Negative?
Urgent Care: We have the results of the culture.
Cate: What's the verdict?
Urgent Care: Well, the urine cul---
Cate: I'm sorry, urine?
Urgent Care: Yes, ma'am.
Cate: Urine as in peeing in a cup urine?
Urgent Care: Yes, ma'am.
Cate: I didn't pee in a cup.
Urgent Care: Well it says--
Cate: No, I know I didn't pee in a cup.
Urgent Care: (long pause) Oh, I'm sorry! Wrong results! (another pause) Um, the swab culture came back negative.
Cate: (long pause) Can I speak to someone else, please?